Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ's), Levaughn Brown, President Hearn, Dean Orser, Dean Holmes, Scott Ownby

FAQ's: Frequently Asked Questions
AKA FUQ's: Frequently Unanswered Questions

Question 1:
Is it literally your goal to pave the quad or is paving merely a metaphor for greater goals?
Yes.

Question 2:
How can I contact PtQ on campus?
Our phone number is 336-758-5311. The pass phrase is, “Can I speak to Dean Orser?”
Once connected, yell “pave the quad motherfucker!” and hang up. We'll be sure to call you back.

Question 3:
How can I find out about PtQ's radical off campus parties?
The party hot line is 336-758-6155. Ask to speak with “Vic.” Party hot line hours are midnight to 6 AM.

Question 4:
Who originated the PtQ movement?
Levaughn J. Brown, d. 1996

Question 5:
Is Dean Orser cheating on his wife?
Yes.

Question 6:
Does PtQ haze?
Yes.
As the only truly independent organization on campus, we're free to admit that not only do we haze all new members to the limits of human tolerance, but we haze non-members who wander into our parties as well.

Question 7:
Is it wrong of me to spit on the President Hatch's car?
No.
Spitting on President Hatch's car is encouraged, just as it was with President Hearn's, but don't waste your spit on rainy days.

Question 8:
Is PtQ an equal opportunity organization?
Yes.
We do not discriminate based on race, sex, creed, or favorite illegal substance. However, RA's are not welcome.

Question 9:
If a gigantic hornet got into a fight with a winged grizzly bear, who would win?
The grizzly bear.

Question 10:
Does PtQ have an honor code?
Yes.
The first rule of our honor code: Lie only to deans, professors, non-pavers, and RA's.
The second and third rules: Don't rat on your friends and keep your mouth shut.

Est. 1993 - Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, NC